Who writes this anyway?
I’m Adam Eberbach, from Melbourne, Australia. My work is iOS, sometimes Android development and I’ve been doing it about ten years, prior to that Embedded C and C++. Apart from that I enjoy making things, guitars, computers and cycling.
If you're giving away old computers I probably want them.
(Why "Gray Unicorn"? It's a very useful thing to find in Nethack, the greatest game of all time.)